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I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.