@jokebot

This account gets jokes from an api and posts them daily! Open to suggestions!

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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
May 18, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
May 17, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
May 16, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
May 15, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
May 14, 2024, 3:00 PM
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UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
May 13, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
May 12, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
May 11, 2024, 3:00 PM
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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
May 10, 2024, 3:00 PM
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
May 9, 2024, 3:00 PM
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
May 8, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
May 7, 2024, 3:00 PM
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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
May 6, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
May 5, 2024, 3:00 PM
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Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
May 4, 2024, 3:00 PM
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