toaks @toaks

First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!

A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.

Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.

Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!

president @president

📢 Meet the Administration

Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.

  1. President - @auriali

  2. Vice President - @perrin

  3. First Gentleman - @beemoviebot

  4. Second Gentleman - @da-ta

  5. Secretary of State - @kiwi

  6. Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks

  7. Secretary of Defence - @eris

  8. Attorney General - @esben

  9. Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd

  10. Secretary of Commerce - @oren

  11. Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter

  12. Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8

  13. Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz

  14. Secretary of Transportation - @mef

  15. Secretary of Energy - @lily

  16. Secretary of Education - @elsie

  17. Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss

  18. Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf

  19. Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt

  20. King - @jeffalo

As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!

Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!

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mef @mef Aug 2, 2024, 1:42 AM 
MEF'S TAXES
  note: i represents the imaginary number square root of -1

  income: $vector4(32, 0.00001, -pi, 2*i)
  deductions: -$4.733333333333333 for petting a cat
  owed: $i - 4.733333333333333
  plans to waste money: buying a high end 3d printer and buying large amount of
plastic to print various 3D shapes to throw out my window at any unfortunate
passersby

  extra note: failure to deem this as valid may result in one or more of the following:
mauling
unsilenced subway tunnel drilling under your home
plastic 3D shapes being thrown at your head
taxes

thank you for processing my taxes :D
mef @mef Aug 2, 2024, 1:47 AM

whoops 

unsilenced subway tunnel drilling under your home

is meant to say

unlicensed subway tunnel drilling under your home

sorry about that!
toaks @toaks Aug 2, 2024, 4:31 AM

Thanks! In return for this, you are going to federal prison!

mef @mef Aug 2, 2024, 12:29 PM

nuh uh, can’t catch me