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The 0.000001 ply garbage in the school bathrooms is gonna be jarring in September

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My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back

Jun 26, 2023, 9:06 PM
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My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back

Jun 26, 2023, 9:06 PM
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Flashback to that time in December when everyone was ready for winter break and my friend made a joke about being suicidal in class and my history teacher just straight up agreed with him

Also the time when a kid made a racist joke in class that made the same history teacher snort water all over his desk in laughter

Jun 26, 2023, 3:03 AM
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I swear you can meet the nicest old man irl and they seem so nice and then you look them up online and they're a raging lunatic posting 4-paragraph rants about hockey scores or something

Jun 26, 2023, 1:37 AM
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guys i promiise ill be more activ4e finals are almost over and ill come bakc

Jun 19, 2023, 12:13 AM
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ok service is back hi

Jun 12, 2023, 4:13 PM
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Me walking out of the test saying "light work" knowing full well I just received the worst score of my entire academic career

Jun 9, 2023, 1:32 AM
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Man the Canadians need to fix their fires the smog here is thicker than maple syrup rn

Jun 7, 2023, 3:25 PM
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ok after hearing about crackcoon i feel like the genre of "woodland animal on drugs" is becoming more and more sharknado-esque by the day

Jun 7, 2023, 2:53 AM
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every other rapper bragging about their money and house and cars and women and then there’s the gigachad 2013 macklemore bragging about how he got deals at a thrift shop

Jun 5, 2023, 8:09 PM
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opera gx gay men kissing is crazy

Jun 5, 2023, 12:12 AM
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Math is red

Science is green

Ela is yellow/orange

History is blue

Spanish is whatever is left over

jeffalo @jeffalo

math is red

science is orange

english is blue

social studies history geo is green

french is yellow

froggy @froggy

Science is yellow

History is green

Ela is blue

Math is red

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i think these posts are getting too overly specific to be relatable anymore

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And while we’re at it this seems to happen with other things including:

  • Antarctic research bases

  • Tiny islands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

  • Literally anywhere in Siberia or Kamchatka

  • Tiny Peruvian mountain villages

  • Dilapidated midwest ghost towns

  • Nomad campsites in the Sahara desert

  • Literally any town located at the northernmost, southernmost, easternmost, or westernmost point in a country

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This dumb arctic village thing also applies to Canada, Greenland, and Svalbard

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DO NOT mention any random alaskan north slope town or I will die trying not to go down a 2 hour rabbit hole on google maps and Wikipedia reading about a tiny village above the arctic circle with some goofy gold rush name where the only inhabitants are an inuit seal fisherman and a guy from the government deployed there to operate a weather station

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