@burrito

village idiot

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Joined 2 years ago
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auriali

burrito @burrito

Cheetos covered in mango Greek yogurt is fire fr

allyz @allyz

nothing beats the superior feeling of knowing what soap tastes like

Jan 9, 2023, 6:51 PM
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Jan 10, 2023, 5:16 PM
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burrito @burrito

I always just crave a bagel

Jan 9, 2023, 12:48 PM
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burrito @burrito

That moment of terror when you're in first place on Mariokart 3DS with no banana and you hear the red shell coming

Jan 8, 2023, 7:49 PM
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burrito @burrito

The current state of my Spotify liked songs is Travis Scott followed by Skrillex followed by the Bad Piggies Theme trap remix so I feel like I know a thing or two about weird music taste

micahlt @micahlt

And you need to understand how insanely wacky my music taste is

oren @oren

You guys need to understand how I listen to music. It's not a casual activity for me

Jan 5, 2023, 6:35 PM
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Jan 6, 2023, 1:47 PM
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burrito @burrito

Cafeteria food either slaps so hard you ascend to the 5th dimension or is such a vile scummy amalgamation of devil’s spawn that the creatures of the night flee in terror from it.

And they literally alternate days.

Jan 5, 2023, 9:48 PM
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burrito @burrito

Did you guys have to learn to play Hot Cross Buns?

burrito @burrito

remember when everyone had to learn how to play the recorder in like 3rd grade for some reason?

Dec 30, 2022, 3:47 PM
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Jan 2, 2023, 10:19 PM
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burrito @burrito

anyone else like random cool map stuff or just me

Jan 1, 2023, 10:14 PM
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burrito @burrito

remember when everyone had to learn how to play the recorder in like 3rd grade for some reason?

Dec 30, 2022, 3:47 PM
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burrito @burrito

why is the perry the platypus theme so fire

Dec 26, 2022, 8:25 PM
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burrito @burrito

YouTube Shorts channels on their way to post a “Shower Thoughts” video containing the least interesting shower thoughts imaginable

Dec 26, 2022, 8:09 PM
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burrito @burrito

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games?

Dec 23, 2022, 2:16 AM
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burrito @burrito

Last night I managed to short-circuit my phone by getting it wet and accidentally dial 911 within 5 minutes of each other so now I have to deal with a Verizon bill AND the police

Dec 22, 2022, 8:54 PM
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