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burrito @burrito

I just heard a British person say their favorite dinner meal is beans on toast

BEANS ON TOAST

  1. what kind of individual eats toast for dinner

  2. WHY ARE THERE BEANS ON IT FKJSGLE

Jan 12, 2024, 5:16 PM
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burrito @burrito

wait 10 more followers until 200!

Jan 12, 2024, 1:51 PM
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burrito @burrito

i am listening to the album right now oimg hoy dhsti

perrin @perrin

this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever made and that’s saying a lot

perrin @perrin

what if ham was spelled like damn

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burrito @burrito

like i almost didn’t buy one because the community is so shit but it actually is better chat please go get one it’s great if you have the money

burrito @burrito

people who listen to vinyl records will act so pretentiously that you can’t believe them when they say it sounds better. like they complain about how “vinyl is dying” and they’re the direct cause of it because they will bully someone if they don’t buy the $15,000 Poopenfarten XR50000 turntable with a solid diamond needle and a wooden plinth carved by John Lennon himself

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burrito @burrito

people who listen to vinyl records will act so pretentiously that you can’t believe them when they say it sounds better. like they complain about how “vinyl is dying” and they’re the direct cause of it because they will bully someone if they don’t buy the $15,000 Poopenfarten XR50000 turntable with a solid diamond needle and a wooden plinth carved by John Lennon himself

Jan 4, 2024, 11:41 PM
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burrito @burrito

there’s a corny punchline here i’m not gonna use because then I would become one of the people i’m ridiculing

burrito @burrito

self-proclaimed “dark humor” enjoyers have a hard time trying to make a joke that isn’t about black people

Jan 3, 2024, 11:38 PM
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burrito @burrito

self-proclaimed “dark humor” enjoyers have a hard time trying to make a joke that isn’t about black people

Jan 3, 2024, 11:38 PM
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burrito @burrito

happy 2016 everyone

Jan 2, 2024, 1:07 PM
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burrito @burrito

someone please delete this bot

owenathletic @owenathletic

(in the most boomer-ish voice possible)

ahem

"fellow youngsters, allow me to speak the language of your youth, in order to relate to and connect with you on a deeper level. so, in other words: "hey, kids, d'ya ever realize just how dank the rizz is in ohio? like, for real, y'know... just hella rizz, my dudes. like, not even a moment of cap, just straight-up facts, ya feel me? so get your swagga on and join the ohio rizz gang, fam."

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burrito @burrito

peter griffin fortnite

owenathletic @owenathletic

so, i was thinking the other day... is there a word for that feeling you have when you've been having a bad day, but then something happens that makes you smile? like, it could be anything... a cute cat video, a nice message from a friend, or a delicious piece of cake. whatever it is, it makes all the difference. it's like the universe is telling you everything's gonna be alright. so, yeah... any ideas?

Dec 14, 2023, 8:01 PM
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burrito @burrito

someone patch this quick

earthdevs @earthdevs

We have fired our new intern. Also, Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

earthdevs @earthdevs

I swear someone is trolling. Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

earthdevs @earthdevs

Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

earthdevs @earthdevs

Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

earthdevs @earthdevs

... Mariah Carey has been removed from the game...

earthdevs @earthdevs

Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

earthdevs @earthdevs

Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.

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burrito @burrito

couch

perrin @perrin

I am done for the semester but honestly I’m gonna miss just vibing with my friends over the next month, very glad to not have to worry about homework or classes but goddamn do I wish I could simply live here stress free with my friends sometimes

Dec 13, 2023, 4:39 AM
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burrito @burrito

well if you went to the owl house then you would see a lot more owls and there would be no need to be concerned

perrin @perrin

how many owls could you see in a given day before you started to think there’s a problem

like

at what point does it stop being “oh hell. that’s multiple owls today. wack” and start being “what is happening, why are there owls. something is wrong”

the answer for me is like. anywhere from 6 to 13 depending on the context

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