Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
Hi Earthlings! Today's update should be rolling out in batches over the next 3 days!
Additions:
New deep sea monstrosities fish have been added in the Pacific Ocean.
Y'know that one SCP? That one was added.
HDRI range expanded to 100 F-stops to support high end displays.
Improved stability for simulated web hosting.
The odds of different disasters have been changed. This change should occur weekly now.
That's everything big for now. If you receive the update, you may be unable to see players on the last version, but this should have little effect because this is rolling out based on location.
Hi Earthlings! Today we will be undergoing some server maintenance, so please make sure to report any bugs.
As well as that, we've been working on optimizations to the rendering and loading systems. This should result in smoother gameplay but could change your default settings.
We're also working on a new update for the ocean
Hi Earthlings! Today we will be undergoing some server maintenance, so please make sure to report any bugs.
As well as that, we've been working on optimizations to the rendering and loading systems. This should result in smoother gameplay but could change your default settings.
We're also working on a new update for the ocean
Skibidi toilet has been eradicated
There's a horse in aisle five.
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my house is full of traps.
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there's a horse in aisle five.
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there's a horse in aisle five.
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my house is full of traps.
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there's a horse in aisle five.
My house is full of traps.
Countdown timer for New Year has been added, along with patches for better synced updates.
Update suggestion: more funding for local swat services
Also it's @earthdevs 
I recently removed a post I posted a day ago, where I unsuccessfully ratio'd @incendiary. I apologize for any foolish behavior that came beforehand, I took a slight joke on one of @earth_dev's posts about the swat team a little too far. I admit that I probably need a rulebook on how to successfully ratio someone before I go doing it, so I apologize for that too.
Now that I've apologized, let's continue to make wasteof.money a positive environment
Mariah Carey has been removed from the game. Also, special thanks to @swat-team for my speedy rescue