Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
LMAO I guess we are officially verified as Earthdevs. For all you non-believers out there, take that!
There may have been some miscommunication. You can only run the Earth Simulator on EarthOS, not MacOS or Linux.
Balls. Beach balls.
We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!
We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!
Earthlings, you may have come across some server issues. The servers are currently undergoing maintenance.
This may mean:
In-game chunk borders don't load properly. This is because chunks are loaded on different servers for efficiency.
Servers hosted in-game may be down temporarily as they are moved.
Visual effects may occur, like mirages as incorrect data is loaded.
We'll update if anything changes, otherwise the maintenance should end in a few hours. Have fun, Earthlings!
Sleep now restores 50% more health, and energy levels will be temporarily boosted after waking up. Sweet dreams, Earthlings!
A new boss-level enemy has been added, The Rizzler 
We won't spoil the surprise for you, but it drops unique items to level up your "rizz"
Have fun, Earthlings!