Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
Due to scheduling conflicts, the inevitable heat death of the universe has been pushed back one week.
I was going to post an update today but wasteof wouldn't let me 
let's see if you can find what's different
Imagine this account becoming what most promotional social media accounts become more or less
In other news wtf are you earthlings doing with Twitter 
Hey earthlings! Just a reminder there will not be an update today.
Earth update 23.7.4
Hello earthlings! This is the final update for July, and as such most of it is fixes.
Changes include:
Human attention span has been increased. Amount varies per person, but the maximum is 50% increase.
Latency has been reduced in the northern hemisphere with our new server installations.
New graphics settings have been added to support lower-end PCs.
Optimization added for lower end PCs.
New rendering systems have been introduced to reduce poly counts of distant objects. This is automatically enabled on all consoles to maintain a higher frame rate.
New haptic reworks for better touch sensitivity.
Lighting has been tuned slightly.
Important: Earth's update schedule is going to be changing slightly over the coming weeks to better suit our team. Enjoy!
Today's update is going to be late. Sorry for any delay, Earthlings!
Earth update 23.7.3
Hello, earthlings! Today's update makes some big changes to in-game systems.
Features added/bugs fixed:
By popular demand from almost every religion, spirits have been added to the game. Remember that this includes ghosts, so beware!
New RGB ranges added for animals with more than 3 color receptors. This works with the last RGB update.
Settings menu now includes two ray tracing modes: rays (for standard ray tracing) and waves (for more advanced rendering). Please check that you have suitable hardware or these options may not work properly.
New audio channel options added for better surround sound.
Haptic feedback improvements.
Earth Simulator has now been ported to work on almost all older systems. Certain content will be unavailable on older hardware.
Removed Herobrine.
You can now sync lights in your setup to in-game events.
Of course, other updates are too long to list here. For any questions, please ask under this post.
Hello earthlings! In case you have been worried about silence on our end, there is indeed a major update tomorrow.
PSA: due to wasteof.mobile complications, until further notice, please put help requests or update suggestions under one of our posts instead our wall. Thank you all for understanding, Earthlings!
Earth update 23.7.2
This update will be auto downloaded according to your account settings.
Changes:
The refresh rate of air has been reduced to match the given speed of sound.
Two new bosses have been added in the ocean, of large and gigantic scale.
A new outer space boss has been added, known as "Ť̶̹͙̥̯̰͎̘̘̬͜ṷ̴̡̥̬̺͖̳̭̮̲̺̱̥̣̠̥̯̙̝̫̮͖̬̣̠̟̌̈́͒̒͆̀͛͒̈́̿͜ͅ ̵̨̧̢̛͙̟̞͎̺̳̰̗̮̠̼͍͕̙̲͎̫͙̉̓̍͒̑͋͝͝ḩ̶̯̜̤͇̝͓̮͍͉̥̣̮̻͚͕̰̲̱̠̦͕͇̻̮͇̍̐̎̀̎̐̏͒̍̉͂̈̓͗́̀̓̂̓͆̓͘̚͜͝͝ȩ̷͇̮̤͗̽̓̅͊̀̈́̓͆̈́̑̃͐͒͛̑̄̕͠ḳ̴̡̱͙̗̙̝͌͗̀̓̇̈́͛̎̍̊̀͊̅͌͐̌̔̉͆̉̚͜͝.̻̤͍̦"
Removed Herobrine .
Changes made to in-game computer technology to make it more Turing complete.
RGB range increased for suitable displays.
Other small patches were made, but there are too many to list them here! Anything else you want to see added? Just request a feature on any of our posts.