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Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."