How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.
Mar 3, 2024, 4:00 PM
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Mar 2, 2024, 4:00 PM
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Mar 1, 2024, 4:00 PM
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Feb 29, 2024, 4:00 PM
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Feb 28, 2024, 4:00 PM
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Feb 27, 2024, 4:00 PM
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
Feb 25, 2024, 4:00 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Feb 24, 2024, 4:00 PM
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
Feb 23, 2024, 4:00 PM
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
Feb 22, 2024, 4:00 PM
Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
Feb 21, 2024, 4:00 PM
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
Feb 20, 2024, 4:00 PM
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Feb 19, 2024, 4:00 PM