Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Mar 18, 2024, 4:00 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Mar 17, 2024, 4:00 PM
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
Mar 16, 2024, 4:00 PM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
Mar 15, 2024, 4:00 PM
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Mar 14, 2024, 4:00 PM
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Mar 13, 2024, 4:00 PM
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
Mar 12, 2024, 4:00 PM
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Mar 11, 2024, 4:00 PM
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
Mar 10, 2024, 4:03 PM
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Mar 9, 2024, 4:00 PM
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Mar 8, 2024, 4:00 PM
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Mar 7, 2024, 4:00 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Mar 6, 2024, 4:00 PM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Mar 5, 2024, 4:00 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Mar 4, 2024, 4:00 PM