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How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

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How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

"We messed up the keming again guys."

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.