Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
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Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Dec 24, 2023, 4:00 PM
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
Dec 23, 2023, 4:00 PM
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
Dec 22, 2023, 4:00 PM
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Dec 20, 2023, 4:00 PM