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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.