I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Nov 23, 2023, 4:00 PM
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Nov 21, 2023, 4:00 PM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Nov 20, 2023, 4:00 PM
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Nov 19, 2023, 4:00 PM
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Nov 18, 2023, 4:00 PM
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
Nov 17, 2023, 4:00 PM
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Nov 16, 2023, 4:00 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Nov 14, 2023, 4:00 PM
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Nov 13, 2023, 4:00 PM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
Nov 12, 2023, 4:00 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Nov 11, 2023, 4:00 PM
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Nov 10, 2023, 4:00 PM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Nov 9, 2023, 4:00 PM