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Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.