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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

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Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.