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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"