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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?