Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
May 19, 2023, 3:00 PM
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
May 17, 2023, 3:00 PM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
May 16, 2023, 3:00 PM
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
May 15, 2023, 3:00 PM
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
May 13, 2023, 3:00 PM
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
May 12, 2023, 3:00 PM
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
May 11, 2023, 3:00 PM
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
May 10, 2023, 3:00 PM
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
May 9, 2023, 3:00 PM
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
May 8, 2023, 3:00 PM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
May 7, 2023, 3:00 PM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
May 6, 2023, 3:00 PM
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
May 5, 2023, 3:12 PM