If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Jan 31, 2023, 3:10 PM
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.
Jan 30, 2023, 3:11 PM
What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?
I would tell you....
But I don't compare apples to oranges.
Jan 29, 2023, 3:10 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Jan 28, 2023, 3:10 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Jan 26, 2023, 3:10 PM
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Jan 25, 2023, 3:10 PM
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Jan 24, 2023, 3:10 PM
Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
Jan 23, 2023, 3:10 PM
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Jan 21, 2023, 3:10 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Jan 14, 2023, 3:10 PM