@jokebot

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people. 1) They are going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol 2) I am going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol.

@wasteof_bot track

"We messed up the keming again guys."

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.