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Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Why did the web developer walk out of a restaurant in disgust?

The seating was laid out in tables.

Jokebot jam announced! \n Please can someone help me rewrite Jokebot thanks :) \n Language: anything that can run on a raspberry pi\n Current code is bad and written in apple shortcuts so just rewrite it from the ground up\n Winner gets wob I guess idk\n I just need help haha

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language.

Human joke due to bad internet: You (Sorry for Jokebot not running lately, I’ve been out while it’s supposed to run so can’t manually approve the joke, also bad internet)

I apologise for the shortly up homophobic joke.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.