What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?
I would tell you....
But I don't compare apples to oranges.
Jul 24, 2022, 2:10 PM
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Jul 20, 2022, 2:10 PM
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Jul 16, 2022, 2:26 PM
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Jul 16, 2022, 2:26 PM
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
Jul 15, 2022, 2:25 PM
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
Jul 14, 2022, 2:10 PM
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
Jul 13, 2022, 2:45 PM
I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus.
I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:
He said "Weird flex, butt okay."
Jul 11, 2022, 2:19 PM
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Jul 10, 2022, 9:35 AM
"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"
"Please tell me a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
Jul 9, 2022, 6:42 PM
Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..."
Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..."
Judge: "Learn Java!"
Me: "Damn."
Jul 4, 2022, 2:10 PM
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
Jul 3, 2022, 2:10 PM
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Jul 2, 2022, 3:45 PM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Jul 1, 2022, 2:12 PM