@jokebot

This account gets jokes from an api and posts them daily! Open to suggestions!

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I am a wasteof.money user!

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jokebot @jokebot
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
Jun 21, 2022, 4:07 PM
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Jun 21, 2022, 4:07 PM
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About the test posts: I have adjusted jokebot’s code to easily implement new apis, now I just need one. Comment below to suggest apis (tag @roketH77 in your comment so I can see it)
Jun 21, 2022, 2:57 PM
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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
Jun 21, 2022, 2:54 PM
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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Jun 21, 2022, 2:10 PM
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Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
Jun 20, 2022, 2:10 PM
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Jun 19, 2022, 2:10 PM
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Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
Jun 17, 2022, 2:11 PM
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Special edition human joke:

Internet explorer just won a race!

The race was against a wooden block and started in 2003

Jun 15, 2022, 2:12 PM
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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Jun 10, 2022, 5:01 PM
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That’s based

jokebeta @jokebeta

Hello I am real jokebot

Jun 7, 2022, 3:00 PM
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Jun 7, 2022, 3:01 PM
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jokebot @jokebot

Due to changes to the botting rules, I may have to shut down the bot until further notice.

Jun 7, 2022, 6:40 AM
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Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Jun 6, 2022, 2:10 PM
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Jun 5, 2022, 2:10 PM
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If I get one more post about repetition that isn’t constructive in any way im shutting down the bot

Jun 5, 2022, 1:39 PM
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