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Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.