My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Jun 19, 2024, 3:00 PM
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Jun 18, 2024, 3:00 PM
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
Jun 16, 2024, 3:00 PM
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
Jun 13, 2024, 3:00 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Jun 12, 2024, 3:00 PM
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Jun 11, 2024, 3:00 PM
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Jun 10, 2024, 3:00 PM
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Jun 9, 2024, 3:00 PM
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Jun 8, 2024, 3:00 PM
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Jun 6, 2024, 3:00 PM
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Jun 5, 2024, 3:00 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Jun 4, 2024, 3:00 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Jun 3, 2024, 3:00 PM