@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants but lemonade costs money.
Jan 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Baby clothes have pockets but babies don't need them
Dec 31, 2022, 6:00 PM
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You can become the first an only person to ever pronounce almost any number into the billions
Dec 30, 2022, 6:00 PM
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The fact that we are still Rick Rolling people is evidence that we, indeed, are never gonna give it up
Dec 29, 2022, 6:00 PM
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It’s really awesome that fire burns in the visible light spectrum
Dec 28, 2022, 6:00 PM
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The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA
Dec 27, 2022, 6:00 PM
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You're officially an adult when it's no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve
Dec 26, 2022, 6:00 PM
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When dogs in movies are being bad dogs they are actually being good dogs
Dec 25, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand
Dec 24, 2022, 6:00 PM
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When they find a cure for cancer, smoking will become much more popular.
Dec 23, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Your brain is able to know you forgot something, but rarely recalls what it is you actually forgot.
Dec 22, 2022, 6:00 PM
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There wouldn't be any billionaires if billionaires behaved like people wanted.
Dec 21, 2022, 6:00 PM
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It’s concerning that having real ingredients in food products is a marketing and selling point.
Dec 20, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Once humans invent robots for every job, money will become obsolete
Dec 19, 2022, 6:00 PM
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The evolved form of a goth gf is a witch wife.
Dec 18, 2022, 6:00 PM
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