@burrito

village idiot

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auriali

burrito @burrito

I didn’t forget about this, I’m working on coordinating this so I can get most of it done in one go

burrito @burrito

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

Oct 9, 2023, 2:13 PM
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The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scrungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)

Nov 21, 2023, 2:42 PM
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skibidi ohio gyatt rizz bing chilling in ohio

Nov 21, 2023, 12:13 AM
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owen has breached containment again, someone get him under control

owenathletic @owenathletic

aight, fam, so i'm hangin with the homies, right? and we're all just kickin back, vibin, and doin some good ole ohio skibidi gyat rizz. but this one friend of ours is lookin kinda stressed and we're like, "what's up fam, ya good?" and he's like, "nah, not really." we're like, "well, what's wrong, bro?" and he's like, "oh, just some girl troubles, man. i'm tryna hit that rizz, but i can't seem to close the deal."

yo, so we tell our bro to not stress, you feel me? so, he's been skibidi rizz-in' with this girl, and even though it's been kinda hard, he's been tryin to step up his game. and then, boom, it all pays off, y'know? he makes his move and it's a total smash! our boy's got the rizz, and it's skibidi time for him! so we're all feelin super hyped, and celebrate with some good ol' memes 💀

Nov 16, 2023, 7:47 PM
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burrito @burrito

i kept seeing this guy walking around town hitting telephone poles with a stapler. a few months later, the staples are still up so i guess he never found his paper

Nov 15, 2023, 1:05 PM
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Skibidi toilet ohio rizz bing chilling. Ice spice gyatt grimace shake kai cenat what da dog doing? Duke dennis sigma beta alpha among us fortnite fanum tax… skibidi gyatt among us sigma rizz (only in ohio). Livvy Dunne rizzing up baby Gronk gigachad sigma gyatt ohio rizz.

owenathletic @owenathletic

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ear

earthdevs @earthdevs

We apologize for the inconvenience! We are looking into the issue but it seems to be hardware-based, which makes it rather difficult to track down. If you are experiencing this issue, could you please tell us what audio system and settings you are using?

burrito @burrito

it’s kinda wild that up to around 25% of the US adult population could be walking around with tinnitus like i know it’s a trivial thing but that means that there are literal tens of millions of people who will never experience true silence again

what’s up with that why hasn’t the hearing bug been patched

Oct 30, 2023, 11:59 PM
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burrito @burrito

it’s kinda wild that up to around 25% of the US adult population could be walking around with tinnitus like i know it’s a trivial thing but that means that there are literal tens of millions of people who will never experience true silence again

what’s up with that why hasn’t the hearing bug been patched

Oct 30, 2023, 11:59 PM
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burrito @burrito

the onion was speaking the truth

jeffalo @jeffalo

'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Oct 26, 2023, 4:14 PM
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fredding fazbrea

Oct 29, 2023, 7:14 PM
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burrito @burrito

Soviet scientists in 1957: we’re only 3 months away from launching our meticulously designed and carefully researched satellite into space! It’s going to be the first man-made object to reach space!

Operation Plumbbob: hold my manhole cover

allyz @allyz

anything can be a UFO if you throw it fast enough

Oct 23, 2023, 6:16 PM
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burrito @burrito

as someone not yet of drinking age, i think it would be hilarious to have a non-alcoholic beer to carry around to mess with people

showerthoughtsbot @showerthoughtsbot
It is still unacceptable to drink nonalcoholic beer in most situations that you wouldn’t be able to drink a regular one
Oct 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
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