i am going to have to split this up; i’m gonna do a >35 mile hike and then some extra stuff to hit like 50-ish but i’ll do it all close together
I swear insta reels commenters are on a whole new level of degenerate
why do i need a half hour buffer period between everything i do like idk what compelling force makes me lay on the couch watching shorts for 30 minutes after i complete a homework assignment before i can start the next one
mfs will be like “omg i tweeted this while high 
so silly idk what I meant by this” bitch I don’t need weed to post the most delusional, nonsensical gibberish completely sober
20 followers until 200… thanks to the 180 cool people who put up with my bs in their feed
jesus this is almost on the most liked posts of all time leaderboard
I love how Wikipedia can just answer literally anything you need in like five seconds lmao here's my Wikipedia history for today
List of federally recognized tribes in the United States Guymon, Oklahoma Basin and range topography Congo Pedicle Assault (horse) Waggoner Ranch Ham Sandwich Theorem Qingdao, China Toshiba Hisense Higgs mechanism Subatomic particle Svalbard Global Seed Vault
not long when you’re the single most popular user on the website
let's switch this up a little…
how long can this post stay at 0 likes?