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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus. I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright: He said "Weird flex, butt okay."

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.