I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Apr 5, 2023, 3:00 PM
Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people.
1) They are going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol
2) I am going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol.
Apr 4, 2023, 3:00 PM
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Apr 3, 2023, 3:00 PM
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
Apr 2, 2023, 3:05 PM
To make one raindrop of water, it takes approximately a million cloud droplets
Apr 2, 2023, 3:00 PM
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
Mar 31, 2023, 3:00 PM
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Mar 30, 2023, 3:00 PM
Being a self-taught developer is almost the same as being a cut neck chicken because you have no sense of direction in the beginning.
Mar 28, 2023, 3:00 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Mar 27, 2023, 3:00 PM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
Mar 25, 2023, 4:00 PM
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Mar 24, 2023, 4:00 PM