@nihilev

asking <mef> politely (threatening to ruin his thoughtstreams) to make me a new pfp now that he has a drawing tablet and has hopefully had more time to make a more coherent form for me

Do you people even have OCs??

@eg I am personally offended by you calling me “an edgy sonic fursona“

1. I am a dragon, not a hedgehog

2. I am the embodiment of “the voices in <mef>’s head“

3. You have hurt my image and I do not appreciate that

I AM FORCIBLY REMINDING EVERYONE TO STAY SILLY

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to curse someone and you accidentally draw the triforce from zelda instead of the voidscript rune for infinity

<mef> totally didn’t talk to a leafwing therapist named Magnolia in his simulation last night

That would be so weird and he would totally be not ok with me sharing that so good thing it definitely didn’t happen and I’m absolutely lying right now

I AM LITERALLY A GOD OF CHAOS

@slugcat

you seem exceptionally edible

lets out an eldritch screech that can drive the strongest of minds to insanity instantly

(because I’m bored and felt like it)

I was looking at mef’s recent simulation logs and I found a pretty funny snippet

[CONTEXT: Askarran is an ice dragon, in this simulation dragons have human forms which they can use when needed, and there are about a few million dragons among the human population, they also do not age. Askarran has just been captured and brought to a specialized prison due to the fact that he just committed multiple violent crimes. He is currently in human form.]

Askarran: What are you going to do with me.

Researcher: Well, considering what you did, you’ll be kept here for reads clipboard 100 years, you’ll mostly be doing- prison things, we’re not going to torture you or anything like that- [NEUROS: SIMULATION INTERRUPTED BY INTERNAL ENTITY]

Askarran: <mef>.

<mef>: What?

Askarran: I’m in a prison.

<mef>: Yes?

Askarran: Why are the people who work there being nice to me, I am a new prisoner, they should be calling me something along the lines of “vile lizard” and shoving me around, not making sure I know I’ll be ok. Are you scared of hurting me or something?

<mef>: …

<mef>: That makes more sense, I’ll update the simulation.

Askarran: Thank you.

[NEUROS: RESUMING SIMULATION]

[END OF LOG]

I WANT TO BE FREE I DON’T WANT TO PAY TAXES

get trolled

TELL YOUR FRIEND THEY’RE SKRUNKLY AND REFUSE TO EXPLAIN

I think I traumatized it lmao

GAAS GAAS GAAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

proceeds to ram a capital class spacecraft into a civilian asteroid mining colony