@perrin

professional dingus

About me

I am a wasteof.money user!

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Joined 2 years ago
Posts 381
Followers 97 [>]
Following 32 [>]
perrin @perrin

how doth the little @auriali

improve her shining squares

and pour the vibes of tame impala

on every folding chair

how skillfully she seems to meme

how hasty she eats pants

and welcomes cringy scratchers in

with lengthy essay rants

Mar 23, 2022, 1:42 AM
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perrin @perrin

what if i could piss orange juice

Mar 23, 2022, 1:35 AM
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perrin @perrin

i bet i could clown all of you at four square

Mar 23, 2022, 1:34 AM
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perrin @perrin

mathematics is short for matthew edward maticulous

Mar 22, 2022, 12:00 AM
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perrin @perrin

startup idea: denim socks with pockets and everything

Mar 21, 2022, 11:59 PM
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perrin @perrin

what’s the guinness world record for most grapes fit inside a person’s mouth, I bet I could top it

Mar 21, 2022, 11:56 PM
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perrin @perrin

hey siri play the mickey mouse clubhouse theme song

Mar 21, 2022, 11:55 PM
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perrin @perrin

that’s a nice moon we have up there, it would be a shame if someone were to eat it

Mar 21, 2022, 11:54 PM
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perrin @perrin

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

quimexus @quimexus

Its not a real scratch design contest if the results don’t take a year to come out

Mar 21, 2022, 3:23 AM
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Mar 21, 2022, 6:51 PM
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perrin @perrin

it’s been like 17 hours since i last hit @corn_bin with a fish and now i’m reverting back to a decrepit state

corn_bin @corn_bin

It’s been like 16 hours since I hit @perrin with a fish and i’m feeling withdrawal symptoms

Mar 21, 2022, 4:14 PM
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Mar 21, 2022, 6:48 PM
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perrin @perrin

what a load of bulshevik

this is beefsteak

I call beansprouts

Mar 20, 2022, 6:31 PM
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perrin @perrin

english 245 is a gross class, for the love of god do not take it I am begging you

Mar 20, 2022, 6:24 PM
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