the masculine urge to make one metric butt ass ton of cool designs that i’m legitimately proud of and then not post them anywhere
guess who had to grab two mourning doves and carry them outside with his bare hands after they got stuck inside my dorm building today
throwback to a few months ago when me and my brother walked a mile to the grocery store in the pouring rain without an umbrella in order to purchase 2 items for a mother’s day cake, then walked back right as the heavens opened and the rainstorm reached a near torrential downpour
it was a bonding experience like no other
i walked home from the pool and it started raining incredibly hard (i did not bring a jacket or umbrella). but being soaked and not caring whatsoever and lightly jogging home was one of the experiences of all time
nature fans going outside and getting soaked by rain: (they’re embracing the beauty of the world)
if i had a nickel for every time listening to a video game OST convinced me to purchase a game I otherwise wouldn’t have considered, I’d have two nickels
Listening to the Chicory OST rn and am concerned it might become three nickels
whoever invented vitamin water zero should be permanently enshrined as a national hero
I bet that with enough elbow grease and a single Mr. Clean Magic Eraser™ I could scrub Nebraska off the map
Give a fish a horse and he’ll eat for a day
Teach a fish to doctor and he’ll never feel like he belongs
me when I get kicked in the spheroids
hello everybody today is august 8th which means it is time for the first
Top 10 Tuesday
This post’s topic is “top 10 synonyms for balls” (@perrin)
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10 - Circles
9 - Beads
8 - Ovals
7 - Gobs
6 - Spheroids
5 - Spheres
4 - Nuggets
3 - Globules
2 - Globes
1 - Orbs
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And there you have it, those are my top ten favorite synonyms for balls
2 friends on the beach and out to lunch are cinematic masterpieces
bill wurtz’s music and videos will never fail to put a smile on my face
me who’s worked 10 hours a day for 8 of the last nine days and can finally sleep in tomorrow
when you finally get a break from a busy week and just sleep in for hours
I’ve had the LG ThinQ Single-unit Washtower
chime stuck in my head for the last 9 days
I hear it in my dreams
Please send help