@redstrider

hey whats this machine over here that cleans dishes called?

dis washer?

yeah that’s it.

i made a new blog(bear+log) at https://redstrider.neocities.org/blog/blog

now i can make all my longer posts there. ^ ^

ai

• bland

• overused

• inaccurate

• hard to define

thinking-box

• awesome

• makes you sound like an old sci-fi novel

• mysterious but easy to understand

• exactly what it says

https://delistedgames.com/as-more-developers-confirm-it-looks-likely-that-all-adult-swim-games-titles-will-be-removed-by-may/

adult swim games are being delisted some time soon...

why? because warner bros.

a couple games like rain world were able to change publishers in time but some didn't.

that includes one of my favorite games, duck game. °_°

UPDATE: Warner returned the games to their developers so it looks like they will be fine

https://www.polygon.com/24153665/warner-bros-adult-swim-games-delisting-steam-update

bears and seals are troll elements of nature

so hugable and friend-shaped. yet rip your face off?!

my friends have a server where we write funny quotes we’ve said all formatted like

M/V[for message or voice] (context)[parentheses with context are optional] "quote inside here"

since they’re in “quote form“ they’re unintentionally easy to turn into something more computer-readable like json.

so i made a bad markov chain in tw out of the quotes, the stuff we say is so weird and incoherent already that >30% of them dont look out of place at all.

my favorites:

bread without the part where he becomes switzerland
worry guys imagine having bones couldnt be quiet im just deleted florida don't need florida don't need florida
coupon for too long
wunt to go for the walmart challenge today we must pray for your soul

‽

i figured out how to dump my wii u and emulate it with cemu so i can get my mario maker levels off there before it deletes itself.

they’re surprisingly not little timmy. there’s no troll elements like intentional softlocks or pick-a-door. some brief segments feel like they’d fit in a real mario game. i played a lot of nsmb2.

there’s a lot of block spam, i imagine i liked how the block sound effects pitch to the music and must’ve placed blocks to hear it.

many levels are themed on roller coasters and use the track gizmo with solid entities like pow blocks to create moving levels.

i remember when i was a small fella i tried installing cemu on my computer in hopes of playing mario maker on my pc, that never worked out ocf so i tried searching for a in-browser remake.

i found a super basic platformer editor on this random flash game site i hadn’t heard of called scratch.

anyway, while searching for a usb to dump my games on i also found my first minecraft world which i assumed was lost to time, for a while but ig i backed it up!

^ ^

still remember every block there.

hope i can get my copy of mk8&dlc next, i’d like to try some mods.

i just beat 2023 :)

welp, no. i’m on a trip so i’m writing this at 12:45am et, but i’m posting it at 3:00 am since that’s 12:00 home. but we can still pretend. oki‽

what a year alright…

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rediscovering wasteof has had a big impact on me, i don’t post too often but i’ve read and liked every post on my feed. wasteof has helped me remember how much i love programming, and has bent parts of my personality in a new direction. ^ _ -

i’ve changed so much and done so many things but, i still feel like the year just started. now i have to look to—

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—2024.

what does new years even mean? it’s just the earth’s relation to the sun. it could happen at any time. where would you put it in the year?

jesus ocf… wasn't born on year 1. time wasn’t even measured precisely then. so the number and everything base on it is arbitrary too > <

what modern landmark(timemark?) would we use today as the start of year 1?

new years does serve a purpose though. it doesn’t matter that the number is wrong because that wasn’t the point. it’s about change.

it’s about dividing your life into these little boxes called “years“ and deciding what you want to put in those boxes.

usually you’ll go off your plan, you have to expect that. you don’t get to see the box beforehand.

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2014 is going to be a weird year. i know that. we’ll live it. we’ll joke about it. we’ll remember it.

here’s hoping for an good year! :D

(this my post for the year. you don’t get another ;) )

it's crima

@random-posts discovers it’s in a simulation

"oh no but I'd lose so much detail" guess what? traditional art is entirely destructive!

you already have all the assets saved, you're not going to put this on the side of a building, this isn't even the final result so stop data hoarding and rasterize the layer! your ram usage will thank you.

...you smart object snob.

tfw tvtropes references a random webcomic from forever ago and it looks cute so you look it only to find it's now been taken offline

my favorite part was at the end of the movie when the finaly went backed in time to the very first thanksgiving and gotted turkeys off the menu then jake said to lightning mcqueen "now reggie, we are truley free birds… that’s right. now reggie, we are truley free birds" and then the ran off into the sunset as free bird started playing i cried