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No you just pasted your downloads folder into your datapacks folder by accident.

Sep 27, 2023, 5:21 PM
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It's not a salad, it's an Ikea sandwich.

Sep 24, 2023, 7:46 PM
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I want a dialect of english that’s exactly like american english in every form except it uses the british spelling of “grey” and “defence“

Sep 18, 2023, 5:04 PM
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Important decision:

Do I buy this frog plush? https://www.makeship.com/products/frogge-plush

He is rather round…

Jun 28, 2023, 2:08 AM
Sep 17, 2023, 4:27 AM
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Nintendo Direct recap and thoughts.

Here, here, here we go.


And it starts with Neon White! Wait- no- SIDE ORDER!

They’re trying to make a Splatoon roguelike basically. Cool idea.

What’s next? MORE Mario?!

INCLUDING Donkey Kong? I’m sold

Prince of Persia, Horizon Chase, Operation Memories, these aren’t made by Nintendo so who even plays them obviously. Uhh next.

Mario RPG, nothing to say here.

Princess Peach is an interesting one. Guess they’re trying to give Peach her own Luigi’s Mansion.

Detective Pikachu, nothing to say here.

Trombone Champ, Battle Crush, Contra, some farming thing.

Let’s see what Luigi has in store for us. He bought a new house. Good for him! It’s tough in today’s market.

Meanwhile in Kyoto Nintendo attempts to turn an old plant of theirs into a museum. Huh. I wish I knew Japanese so I could see it.

Smash figures as expected.

F-Zero. It was expected ages ago to be revealed but it’s finally here the new F-Zero ga-

Wait this isn’t a new game. This is the same old game!

So they’re making a F-Zero battle royale, I like this. It shows they’re trying to test whether or not F-Zero still has some fans behind it. If it does well maybe they’ll make a new one.

Wario: where move it? This seems very Wii- ish. Wonder if Charles voiced it before retirement.

Eastward, Wargroove, Dave. I love Dave.

Funky’s back in Mario Kart, with Diddy too! Where’s Pauline? Oh there’s she is and with anyone but Captain Falcon.

I think Funky was expected. There’s just too much hype for him not to be in the game.

I honestly hope Wii RR isn’t the last track. There have been too many Wii tracks already and Shy Guy Bazaar is sitting right there.

What’s next? oh some indie thing probably a farming sim- AMOGUS?!

I like Among Us. I think I enjoyed that part more than most of the direct.

And of course. The final reveal: TTYD, now on the Switch.

And you thought we ran out of Mario didn’t you?

TBH this was just as predictable as Funky, the fanbase has been dying for it for years so it should very easily generate hype. Looking forward to it.


That was pretty fun. Not wake up at 7am just to watch it fun but overall, I give the Nintendo Direct…

0.8 Capitan Falcons out of one whole Mario Kart.

Sep 14, 2023, 10:04 PM
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Adding dill to my microwave tomato soup

Sep 8, 2023, 10:29 PM
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Gnembon just posted this image of squares I think they’re adding squares to minecraft

Sep 4, 2023, 10:05 PM
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A money! I’ll waste it!

No one will ever know!

Jul 27, 2023, 12:14 AM
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I made this map for a Minecraft minigame with my friends ^^

Did you know(at least in Paper[hi im future redst, i was scrolling my posts and i have to state: this works on all versions! i cant get it to work in custom dimensions(hi im future future redst, i was scrolling through my posts, again. and i have to state: it works in custom dimensions! you just need to add a dimension_type for each dimension, you probably shouldn't use worldedit anyways though with axiom or fawe around) though which is sad since my server kinda relies on that. i asked the worldedit discord and they banned me ‘cause i pinged a mod. in a reply they made. where they pinged me. great place -.- , anyways…]) you can run WorldEdit from a command block? It’s soo helpful when testing block pallets!

Jul 17, 2023, 6:16 PM
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Garbo just released a TurboWarp experiment that adds return statements to custom blocks. O_O


Jul 11, 2023, 4:26 AM
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jammin time

(and i dont know what to make)

Jul 8, 2023, 12:07 AM