@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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The fact that, an object can, just by having enormous mass, attracts other objects towards itself without using any energy, is crazy.
May 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The Purge wouldn’t even be interesting. In reality we’d all hunker down while rich people insider trade a little more egregiously.
Apr 30, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The human body is amazing. You can live a relatively normal life with 4 organs missing half your digestive track and up to half a brain as well!
Apr 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It's weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves
Apr 28, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Science fiction enabled future generations to be nostalgic about things that didn't end up happening.
Apr 27, 2023, 6:00 PM
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After the Titanic completely rusts away there will definitely be conspiracy theories that it never really existed
Apr 26, 2023, 7:02 PM
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Since spaceships aren’t available to everyone yet, the golden age of piracy hasn’t happened
Apr 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We no longer have to think about synching watches before you and the boys pull off a big job.
Apr 24, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The blame for a poorly-parked vehicle is always given to the driver, and not the poorly-parked adjacent vehicles that are no longer present.
Apr 23, 2023, 8:41 PM
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Buffy the vampire slayer fell in love with two vampires, making her terrible at her job.
Apr 22, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It’s simultaneously ironic and sad that so many teachers are terrible with children
Apr 21, 2023, 6:00 PM
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A good marriage isn't about common interests, but rather common values.
Apr 20, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We usually think of dumb people not understanding smart people, but smart people also don’t understand dumb people
Apr 19, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Baking in space/low gravity must produce the fluffiest baked goods possible
Apr 18, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There are countless fountains around the world of males urinating, but you'll be hard pressed to find a female one.
Apr 17, 2023, 6:00 PM
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