@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.
May 16, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Every movie tells about smuggling a cellphone into prison, no one tells about how they are charging it.
May 15, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Access to daily running water is a true life luxury.
May 14, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It's amazing that GPS is free
May 13, 2023, 6:13 PM
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Mattress stores seem to stay in business forever yet a mattress is one of the most infrequent customer purchases.
May 12, 2023, 6:02 PM
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Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.
May 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
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People squint their eyes to hear better and turn down their music to see better.
May 10, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river.
May 9, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There are prodigies that will never become prodigies because they never got the chance to do the thing they were to be great at.
May 8, 2023, 6:14 PM
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We went from comfortably watching 4 minute long commercial breaks to paying an extra $9.99/month to skip ads which were already skippable after 3 seconds.
May 7, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There's no real reason that adult shoes aren't made with Velcro straps; the only purpose laces serve is to demonstrate to others that you do, in fact, know how tie your shoes.
May 6, 2023, 6:00 PM
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All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was address a letter to him, give it to an owl, and follow the owl on broomstick.
May 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Microplastic will do to our civilization what lead pipes did to the Roman Empire.
May 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Sci-fi authors were always assuming we will get AI before we get proper synthesized human voice output
May 3, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.
May 2, 2023, 6:00 PM
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