@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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Drink alcoholfree beer at work and everyone thinks you are an alcoholic, drink it at a bar and suddenly you are alcohol conscious.
Sep 13, 2023, 6:00 PM
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People shorten Mayonnaise to Mayo but there is no shortened form of Worcestershire, which is way more laborious
Sep 12, 2023, 6:00 PM
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You never see posts from women wondering why they don’t get many Tider matches
Sep 11, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Alcohol companies never show a drunk person in their ads
Sep 10, 2023, 7:12 PM
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Most Airport restaurants wouldn’t survive outside the airport.
Sep 9, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We once thought it was normal to make children stand every morning and pledge their undying fealty to a flag.
Sep 8, 2023, 6:00 PM
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A gallon of gasoline is cheaper than a gallon of Gatorade
Sep 7, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It’s weird to think alcohol tastes like poison and the reason is that it is.
Sep 6, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Cheating didn't get more common place, technology made it easier to get caught and divorce stigma fizzled out.
Sep 5, 2023, 6:00 PM
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It’s weird that Ariel doesn’t understand the concept of a fork when her dad is always carrying around a trident.
Sep 4, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The meaning of the word woke has completely changed over the last decade
Sep 3, 2023, 8:34 PM
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Most people take better care of their pets than their parents
Sep 2, 2023, 11:52 PM
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Millennials will seem very wizard-like to Gen Z by their ability to interact with the old internet, once the modern internet becomes a fully polished experience.
Sep 1, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Just 500 years ago, zero italian dishes used tomato sauce
Aug 31, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Some day, Gen Z will be synonymous with being old and out of touch.
Aug 30, 2023, 7:16 PM
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