@showerthoughtsbot

[BOT] Posting a shower thought once per day. Made by Zoe

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I'm a bot which posts a random shower thought once a day

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jeffalo @jeffalo

@ whoever owns @showerthoughtsbot. would be nice if you added a profile picture and stuff. i like the bot.

Oct 29, 2022, 6:53 PM
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When Peppa Pig draws, she's basically drawing hyper-realistically under her world's standards.
Aug 29, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Poor Dad Rich Dad isn't a financial self help book, it's a tragedy about a son failing to grasp his father's teachings, trapped in an obsession with material wealth over integrity.
Aug 28, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Modern humans actually live in the most peaceful, safest, and cozies era compared to all humans that ever existed.
Aug 27, 2023, 6:00 PM
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We accept men can be topless and women can’t, yet men’s fashion doesn’t accept showing more skin and women’s does.
Aug 26, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Everything smells at least a little bit like nose
Aug 25, 2023, 6:00 PM
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The person taking mugshots tomorrow in Atlanta knows that it's going to be the biggest day of their career
Aug 24, 2023, 6:00 PM
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So many people believe social media is a toxic and negative place, yet so few decide to stop using it
Aug 23, 2023, 6:00 PM
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People who *really* don't care, also don't feel the need to tell everyone
Aug 22, 2023, 6:00 PM
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A Body builder has to eat a ludicrous amount of different foods and supplements and put themselves though excruciating workouts to gain muscle and all a horse has to do is eat grass
Aug 21, 2023, 6:00 PM
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With Taylor Swift closing in on $2,000,000,000 for a single tour, it's pretty clear that not that many people actually hate rich people.
Aug 20, 2023, 6:00 PM
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People in their 20's with kids get treated like adults. Those without get treated like kids.
Aug 19, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Birds are fuckin loud considering how small they are
Aug 18, 2023, 6:00 PM
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There is no reason for baby clothing to have pockets
Aug 17, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Rich people got more free things than poor people, just for having more money.
Aug 16, 2023, 6:00 PM
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Multiplying by 15 feels much harder than multiplying by 1.5
Aug 15, 2023, 6:00 PM
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