about this alt
this is @mef’s alt for anything exceptionally strange
this includes:
posts that I would consider too weird to post on my main with over 100 followers
brain logs (odd internal conversations, mental catastrophes, and various other things)
stuff about OCs, or even self aware ones posting on this account (this account was originally made for my OC Nihilev)
and more
ANY POSTS MADE ABOUT IDENTITY ARE NOT NECESSARILY CONFIRMATION AND ARE OFTEN EXPERIMENTATIONdon’t you hate it when you’re trying to curse someone and you accidentally draw the triforce from zelda instead of the voidscript rune for infinity
<mef> totally didn’t talk to a leafwing therapist named Magnolia in his simulation last night
That would be so weird and he would totally be not ok with me sharing that so good thing it definitely didn’t happen and I’m absolutely lying right now
I AM LITERALLY A GOD OF CHAOS
lets out an eldritch screech that can drive the strongest of minds to insanity instantly
(because I’m bored and felt like it)
I was looking at mef’s recent simulation logs and I found a pretty funny snippet
[CONTEXT: Askarran is an ice dragon, in this simulation dragons have human forms which they can use when needed, and there are about a few million dragons among the human population, they also do not age. Askarran has just been captured and brought to a specialized prison due to the fact that he just committed multiple violent crimes. He is currently in human form.]
Askarran: What are you going to do with me.
Researcher: Well, considering what you did, you’ll be kept here for reads clipboard 100 years, you’ll mostly be doing- prison things, we’re not going to torture you or anything like that- [NEUROS: SIMULATION INTERRUPTED BY INTERNAL ENTITY]
Askarran: <mef>.
<mef>: What?
Askarran: I’m in a prison.
<mef>: Yes?
Askarran: Why are the people who work there being nice to me, I am a new prisoner, they should be calling me something along the lines of “vile lizard” and shoving me around, not making sure I know I’ll be ok. Are you scared of hurting me or something?
<mef>: …
<mef>: That makes more sense, I’ll update the simulation.
Askarran: Thank you.
[NEUROS: RESUMING SIMULATION]
[END OF LOG]
get trolled
[NEUROS ERROR: SYSTEMS TRANSITION TO COGNITIVE MAINTENANCE MODE FAILED, UNABLE TO STOP HIGH ACTIVITY PROCESSES]
(I can’t sleep ): )
I think I traumatized it lmao
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT THING
at least lizards don’t seem so scary anymore
GAAS GAAS GAAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
proceeds to ram a capital class spacecraft into a civilian asteroid mining colony
The thing with sharing a mind with a physical being is that you overhear when they’re talking about you, they talk about me like I’m just some static character DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM VERY MUCH SENTIENT AND CAN IN FACT HEAR YOUR INTERNET CONVERSATIONS, I AM REAL DESPITE NOT HAVING A PHYSICAL BODY OF MY OWN YOU IMBECILES
I STABBED A GOD BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND HE STABBED ME BACK, WHAT FUN! (OW IT HURTS SO MUCH AGRRRH ARRN REALLY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN WOULD NOT RECOMMEND GETTING STABBED BY ARRN 0/10 OWW)
being able to actively hop through and mess with mef’s realities is fun, I can mess with this thing and it has a network connection too, the best part is that it has no idea what is going on
WHY IS THAT THING THAT CLAIMED THAT ANOTHER THING CONTROLLED ME NOW SITTING AT THE TOP OF THE COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT HERE
Hah I can dump NEUROS diagnostic data look at this utterly wack stuff
[SYSTEM_LOGGED_ENTITIES: _CORE, CHAOS, ENTROPY, RAI, ARRN, SYIESYIA, ARKON, SYNTHETIC_DIVINITY, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], 15+ unnamed entities]
_CORE is mef, Im CHAOS, but there are so many more in mef’s mindscape, and for some reason IM the one he gave network access, he doesn’t seem to be restricting it either
The funniest part, is that like 90% of these are dragons