@president

My fellow supporters,

This campaign has been built on unity, community, prosperity, freedom, & rule of law. During this campaign, I’ve gained a lot of support from this, & I want to say thank you. Your support means a lot to me, & I’m happy that you supported me for as long as you did.

However, after some careful consideration, I have come to an important decision that will affect the future of this campaign. This decision comes after questioning whether this campaign really reflected the values that I promoted. After some reflection, I have come to the decision to officially drop out of the presidential election as a candidate.

The reason dropped out was due to a post I made regarding Auri’s destructive policies that could kill wasteof. It was supposed to be a joke, & it was when I published it, but I also hoped to swing the votes to my side. However, this backfired as Auri was instead widely praised for these same policies I spoke against. When I tried reasoning with voters in the replies, I soon realized that I should just refocus on my campaign. However, after some reflection, I decided that dropping out will best serve the values that I stand for & will put that same energy on my campaign to endorse Eris instead.

Eris is an awesome candidate, & she will stand on the values I stood for in my campaign. During this time, I encourage you to vote for Eris, like I will. This account will remain active till 7/30 to support Eris, & stand for unity, community, freedom, & rule of law.

WARNING

This message is urgent, as it has to do Auri’s plans with wasteof.

To start, Auri plans to make wasteof/America communist on the platform if elected, which can undermine freedom and liberty on this platform. (https://wasteof.money/posts/669fc881bbcf41aae3fef228). Although Auri didn’t promote it directly, the account he endorsed does, & Kiwi even offered to be the VP to make it communist.

But that’s not even the worst of what Auriali has planned. His manifesto has plans to promote destructive policies by forcing Elon Musk to change his company name to Twitter, suppressing his right to freely express himself, changing the White House to the Crack House to sell drugs, dividing & destroying our communities as a result. He also plans to allow tax evasion to be legal, leaving 0 funds for programs like SNAP, Medicare, or Social Security, resulting in millions without retirement, disability, or veterans’ benefits. Not only that, he also plans to make Adobe bankrupt out of hatred for the company. He sent a clear message that if he’s president, wasteof will no longer exist.

But this doesn’t have to happen. We have a candidate that instead wants prosperity, freedom, & unity, while promoting accountability & strengthening our communities.

That candidate is Blaze. With your vote, we can say a loud NO to his horrific policies, because YOUR VOICE MATTERS! As Auriali said, “It’s time to get serious.” Let’s do just that & VOTE BLAZE TODAY and save wasteof!

EDIT: bro it’s a joke lmao

places this on my totally real yard

guys i was under the impression that i am the president of wasteof

2024 Debate

Hello! We are excited to announce we will be having a debate on the 26th (Tommorow)! It will be at 18:15 British Summer Time.

How will this work?

In the debate discord, we will have a stage for everyone. Yep! Everyone is invited. Mics will be muted while it’s not your turn. Candidates will take turns speaking about their manifesto, then the candidates can ask each other some questions. Then the spectators will be able to ask question through chat, or by speaking.

Remember! This is just a funny and silly debate for our candidates, it’s going to be funny and light hearted.

Join our discord to participate! discord.gg/wHguZqQwKu

Hello fellow wasteof users, I have 2 massive campaign announcements to make today. Please read:

1. I have picked my running mate for this election, that being the wonderful @Perrin. I believe he will be a strong VP for my administration if I am elected. I will appoint other members of my government after the election if I do become elected.

2. I have released my manifesto, it is a 25 point list of things I plan to do if I become President, I have other ideas that I plan to do, and I am happy to continue to work on my policies all the way up to the election.

Follow @Auri24 for more news from the campaign and remember, vote for insanity, vote for Auri!

2024 Election News - July 24, 2024 =^..^=

With more than 35 votes so far, this election is getting real!

So far…

@auriali is in the lead, with fifteen votes. She has more than twice as many votes as @kiwi , the next candidate with seven votes. @election’s post (below) is sparking a lot of controversy among wasteofers, and @auriali, @toaks, and @blaze have been putting a lot of effort into their campaigns.

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Make sure to look at @jamied132 ’s post which has much more extensive research and more Interviews.

So far, here are my own (brief) interviews:

Interview with @auriali:

Me: how confident are you that you will win the election?

Auriali: I have confidence in the people of wasteof that they’ll choose the right candidate, and I hope that is me. I am doing well at the moment it seems, however, I do not want to come off as cocky because I don’t like that mentality. I am silly billy who hopes I’ll become the president-elect through spitting straight facts to the wonderful people of wasteof.

Interview with @eris:

Me: How confident are you that you will win the election?

Eris: At first no, I’m not that popular here. But now I’m thinking I do have a chance to win, we’ll see.

Interview with @toaks:

Me: how confident are you that you will win the election?

Toaks: I don’t want to win the election, I want to be treasurer. - =^..^=

thank you for reading! please follow @2024electionnews and @luckythecat

@auriali is being dishonest in their manifesto. If you elect me as president, not only will I try to make this country a better place for everyone, I’ll make both waffles and pancakes are free on Sundays, and french toast sticks half off!

My fellow wasteof users, I am working on my manifesto, setting out what I plan to do if I become President, and I want to hear from you. What would you like to see me address and handle as President? Have your say today! The manifesto will release tomorrow. Also remember to follow the @auri24 account for more frequent campaign posts, but I will keep to my 1 post per day here regarding my campaign, giving you all the news in a summary manner! Now go forth and comment and make your voice heard!

Interview Results

(I interviewed a bunch of people about the election cuz that’s what you do at elections. I think)

Interview with @auriali

Interviewer: Why do you believe people should vote for you?

Auriali: I believe I am the strongest candidate. I have been on wasteof for 2 years now. I run now just this account, but my main account da-ta and The New Creators. I will bring not just experience, but a healthy level of silliness that is required to be a good President of wasteof. The people on this website deserve a leader who is silly, and I believe my track record of memes and high quality trashposts like my famous Twitter HQ edit to have the wasteof logo rather than the X logo on the Twitter building shows my dedication to silliness and hilarity for wasteof and its wonderful citizens.

I: Do you think you’d be surprised if you don’t get elected..?

A: I would of course be sad that I didn’t get elected, however, I would accept the will of wasteof’s population and accept my defeat with grace, I would probably share a sad gif or two afterwards but after that I’ll be okay.

I: If you did get elected, who do you plan on choosing as vice president?

A: There are no formal plans in place yet for who I would choose to be my VP, my main goal is to establish my platform of silliness and goofiness to the people of wasteof, and of course also lay out my policies and manifesto so people understand my goals if I do before President-elect. But my options are open and I will consider as many people as I can for VP.

I: Do you plan on doing anything else to spread awareness of your campaign or do you believe it is going well as it is?

A: I believe it is going well so far, my goal is to continue my rule of 1 post per day on this account, while using @auri24 to post more frequently throughout the day so that I can keep momentum and share more news as well as awareness. I also appreciate all of my fellow wasteof users who have helped my campaign by changing their names and icons to mine, such as wynd and esben.

Interview with @kiwi

Interviewer: Why do you believe people should vote for you?

Kiwi: because unlike the other candidates, i have a plan to give away waffles upon becoming president/vice president! my waffles have been highly praised by those who have received them, but i haven’t given any away for a while. i plan to rectify this issue if i am elected.

I: Do you think you’d be surprised if you don’t get elected..?

K: to be honest, not really. auriali was first to run anyways, and they have a few more votes than me. i think i’d be more surprised if i was elected, hehe. but you never know, something weird might happen later on!

I: If you did get elected, who do you plan on choosing as vice president?

K: i had a silly idea to elect @codekirby, who i got to create a wasteof account and then he proceeded to do nothing with, but i’m unsure at the moment. @toaks might be a good option, since i would have voted for him if i wasn’t running. @late also seems like a very good choice. we’ll see :)

I: Do you plan on doing anything else to spread awareness of your campaign or do you believe it is going well as it is?

K: while my campaign is certainly going better than i anticipated, i think it could still use some promotion. i think i’ll ask a few friends if they can vote for me, and i’ll log into wasteof every so often to promote my campaign through posts.

Interview with @toaks

Interviewer: Why do you believe people should vote for you?

Toaks: I believe I should be chosen as treasurer because I will, in fact, waste all of our money

I: Do you think you’d be surprised if you don’t get elected as a treasurer..?

T: No one else is running for it so yes

I: if, on the off chance, you get elected as the actual president/prime minister, who would you make your vice president?

T: Esben (cool guy)

I: Do you plan on doing anything else to spread awareness of your campaign or do you believe it is going well as it is?

T: I'm going to stop talking about it and take the position. No one can stop me!

I: are there any last things you’d like to add before we close the interview?

T: I will be treasurer. Mark my words.

Interview with a random money waster

Interviewer: Can I interview you about the election?

Anonymous: the only answer you need is that I fully support and endorse auriali for president

Well, that’s it folks! Remember to #vote4auriali and #vote4insanity!!!